You know you are in Ghana when

...you think a mysterious man named charley know's why everything happens
... you ask people to dash you small
... you know that if you can't open the tro-tro from the handle inside open the outside one.
... you prefer food from a bag. mmm fanice
...you have gone into mortal combat with a sewer and lost
...you are thinking of changing your name to "Obruni" legally because it seems to be the only thing people call you